...I just got hit by a car.
This is no lie.
Laugh if you will plz, because I am an idiot.

OH HAI U GUISE.
I now have my computer back- MY REAL LIVE ACTUAL COMPUTER THAT DOES AMAZING THINGS.
I also have a camera that can hold FOUR. WHOLE. PICTURES.
Onagoodday. :3
So I thought it'd be fun to show you guys some of my work in my sketchbook, since I don't see most of you on a regular basis and I really don't feel like doing a whole new picture thing to submit here. XD In my sketchy-de-sketchsketch book I have an index with all the titles and page numbers of the pictures I have drawn in there, so I can find refs or find pages I haven't used or whatever. (I skip around in my sketchbook, so it can be hard to find a blank page. XD) I'm posting the titles and page numbers of various pages that are full (or mostly full) of work that I don't mind sharing. I just thought it'd be fun if I let you guys pick them, so if you could take just a second to look over the list and comment with the number or title of the page you want to see. (You can pick up to 3 different pages.) Some of these have nothing to do with the titles, keep in mind I'm retarded plz. XD
So here's the index:
9.) Zombies In Your Soup/To The End
20.) Stop
23.) Kit24
25.) Past Faces of Remiel
27.) Code: Swordfish27
29.) Jimmy's Ice Cream Is An A$$butt
30.) 800.....
38.) Haverty's Monsters
41.) Ouch./Mad As Rabbits
43.) Madeline (Roxanne)
45.) 7 A.A.
48.) Transvita
62.) Exit 142
65.) Writer's Society
66.) Xtra/Mater
67.) We The People
69.) Writer's Society Costume Sketches
70.) Cecila?
77.) ...And Truth Be Told
80.) California On My Mind
82.) Pointless Excercise
85.) Tap Dance 32
88.) Jacquimo The French Aviator
92.) Renegade
94.) Wilde'sDate/Writer's Society Theme Song
96.) Ishmeil & Sanghail

Those aren't all the drawn on pages, they're just some of the okayish ones. XD
SO GO AHEAD AND PICK A FEW.

I FELT OBLIGIED TO ALSO DO THIS, SINCE TWO PEOPLE I KNOW DID IT. OMG DOOD.

~Element Quiz~

.:FIRE:.

[x] You have a short temper.
[ ] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[x] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[x] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[x] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 8

.:WATER:.

[ ] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[x] You like to go to the beach.
[ ] You rarely get angry.
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[x] You think before you act.
[x] You are good at breaking up fights. (I make them laugh. But I guess that counts, right?)
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[x] You are very generous. (Uh, I guess...?)
Total: 7

.:EARTH:.

[ ] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[x] You could easily survive in the wild.(Seriously, I think I could.) XD
[x] You care about the environment.
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[x] You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 6

.:AIR:.

[x] You have a free spirit.
[x] You hate rules.
[x] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[x] You wish you could fly.
Total: 10

.: DARKNESS:.

[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[x] You like to play tricks on people.
[x] Black is your favorite color.
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
[ ] You don't talk much. (I TALK TOO MCUH PLZ.)
[ ] You are atheist.
[ ] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[x] You love to break the rules.
Total: 7

.:LIGHT:.

[ ] You are very polite.
[x] You are spiritual.
[x] When someone is in trouble, you don't hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You hate violence. (Yeah right plz. Have you met me?)
[ ] You hope for world peace. (Conflict is my bunny.)
[ ] You are generally a happy person.
[ ] Everyone loves to be around you. (I doubt it. XD)
[ ] You always follow the rules. (OMG LOL.)
Total: 2

Rankings:
1.) Air
2.) Fire
3.) Darkness & Water
4.) Earth
5.) Light

LIGHT IS LAST PLACE?!
WHO SAW THIS COMING?! 8D
Air and Fire are both me, so I assume I must be some sort of explosive gas, like hydrogen. Or aerosol. 8D
YOU CAN SPRAY ME ON YOUR HAIR AND I'LL POLLUTE THE AIR YOU GUYS!

Oh hey, who has the summer reading list...?

Mmm, fake cheese...
Actually fake cheese kinda sucks. D:

ANYWAY.
I was just bored and wanted to say hi (which surprisingly has a lot to do with fake saucy cheese) and see what everyone is doing with their summer so far. If you'd like to see what I've done, here's my list:
1. Went to the zoo in ninety degree weather and empathized with the lions
2. Attempt to find awesome music
3. Write a letter to a person in Maryland
4. Doodle the hell out of my sketchbook
5. Write some more of Haverty's Monsters
6. Finish the story line for Jacquimo's story (he's not the main character but he's my favorite so wth.)
7. Respond to all my emails
8. Look at all my dA messages, get overwhelmed with lethargy and end up responding to none of them
9. Watch Red Eye
10. Watch Glenn Beck
11. Make fun of Ahmadinejad
12. Head bang to Mike Huckabee and Willie Nelson(WHAT THE HELL, WTFN. .D)
13. Draw my first picture of Wilde and Volts (lol, THATSWHATSFO'BREAKFAST)
14. MAKE THIS LIST. .D

I really hope you can beat this list.
If you can't I'm worried.
Because this is a god-awful list. XD
Does anyone who's here want to hang out or do something?

Weeeeell.
I'm stupid as a child's dead goldfish.
It appears that my computer has gotten an nasty rotten virus monster that spews little horrors when I turn the computer on. .-.
(FAIL.)
So now I have come to a comeplete stand still- I can't create any digital art work or write any pieces, or even log on to my accounts anymore. (I'm using my brother's computer, and I don't want to be intruding his bedroom at the ungodly hours I so love to work at. lD) So I won't be responding to anything for quite awhile- it may take monthes before my dad has time to bomb my compuer into oblivion, so be prepared for a long wait if you like seeing my stuff online.
So bring a book and a lawn chair. BTW, bikinis are acceptable waiting-in-line clothes. 8D
YOU MAY BRING A SNACK, BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE CLASS.
Luff & Luck,
~Wolf

P.S.-Why is there no 'HAIL' emote? What the hell is taking the people so long to make one? IT'S A PART OF POP CULTURE, KK. D: