So apparently when there's a beached whale, they explode after some time because of the gases trapped in their stomach being heated by the rays of the sun. ISN'T THAT JUST AWESOME?! But I guess this one whale didn't blow up fast enough for the Oregon Highway Division in the 1970s, so they packed the carcass up with HALF A TON of dynamite and blew whale bits frickin' everywhere. XD Like, blubber landed so far away as to even land in near-by parking lots and a piece crapped up a parked car. XD Here's a video to feed your exploding whale interests: [link] LOOK AT THE RAINING WHALE. HAHAHAAAAA, IT'S HORRIBLE AND HILARIOUS. XD

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"Shoot from the back,
take good aim,
Make sure I'm dead
Bang Bang

'Cause I'm a rat
there's no mistake
Under the bed
where you sleep

Crush the skull
make me tame
Sweep it up
Hide it away" ["The Rat"-Dead Confederate]

Ho hum. And we're on to the next show in tech, as most of you know. Footloose. The set is giagantic, and it's going to be a real pain to get up, BUT WE GONNA DO EET ANYWAY. I'll be taking photos of the set and posting them for funsies probably. :]
I'm acting as the third ASM, which is kinda stupid, because you really only need, like, one. XD I don't hink I'm really going to do anything. Probably play hockey for tech warm ups and that's it. XD I intend to keep my title of Master Rat, but it looks like we have more pet Tech 1s who are not afraid to become a platform rat. I don't mind, but they better be practicing on their drilling because I don't like cleaning up after Baby Techs. DX
Also, apparently I am the scariest kid in Tech...? THE HELL. It's been years since I was in my last fight, and it's not like I've been exceptionly violent towards anyone in tech. I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU PEOPLE.
Taught my baby brothers how to skateboard tonight, and Ethan is actually pretty darn good for a little guy. Nick, however, has issues. THE BOY DRIVES ME CRAZY. He's so chicken of getting hurt and he ASKED me to teach him but he spent the whole time pretending a stick was a sword. I swear, he's just a younger more annoying Caleb. lD ANYWAAAYYY...
Art wise I haven't drawn jackshit, but I've written up a storm. XD LolololFAIL. I am so bored with life right now it's crazy.
AND THAT'S IT. I AM DONE; SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT.
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Cool songs you may not have heard, here for funsies:
"The Rat" by Dead Confederate: [link]
"Being Bad Feels Really Good" by Does It Offend You, Yeah?: [link]
"Devotion and Desire" by Bayside: [link]
"Welcome Home" by Coheed and Cambria: [link]